There’s a new club in town and its called the “international society for Nollywood breath odor”. This exclusive club has tons of members and the current president is one of the top Nollywood actress.
Call it ill luck,call it misfortune or hurdles of stardom, but our surplus hipped and well endowed star actress is sure not having the best of times. First, it was the story of her fiancé running away from her, then she was accused of stealing, and not too long ago, she was involved in an altercation, and as if, these were not enough, it has come to our notice that Nollywood’s self acclaimed sexiest actress is under the torture of halitosis aka bad breath.
According to our source, many of the male actors who kiss Miss “Halitosis aka Halli” on screen have confided in their counterparts regarding this issue, except for the fair skinned top actor who its been confirmed suffers from the same fate and is a bonafide member of the aforementioned club.
We also gathered that a production manager in Asaba, Delta state publicly ridiculed Miss “Halli” concerning her problem. According to our source, Mr production manager was angry at Miss Halli for intentionally delaying his film and indirectly affecting the movie budget. In his anger, he said, “Carry your mouth wey dey smell like soak-away pit and come shoot before I slap that your pimple face”.
Much to the embarrassment of Miss Halli, a lot of people heard this and laughed at her expense. She ran as fast as her legs, her hips and of course, her big boobs (which are always on display in her movies) could let her. She took the nearest taxi, screaming that she was going to call the cops on the whole crew, but instead, our source revealed that she went to her hotel room where she locked herself up and cried her heart out. Oh! Poor Miss Halli.
Presently, she has become Nollywood’s highest patron of assorted candies and minty gums. If you happen to have the opportunity of peeping into the actress’ jumbo size handbag, you will be exposed to different types of candies and gums I bet you never knew existed. We heard that whenever her friends and colleagues are travelling abroad, she leaves them with these parting words “Make sure you buy me lots of chewing gum and candy, you know how I like them”
Did the minty gums and candies work? Well, we gathered that they managed to change the odor from soak away to the smell of a decomposing corpse. Miss Halli, you must be fast in securing a solution, before you make our good actors consider an untimely retirement from the make-believe industry. Being a good citizen, I shall recommend our local bitter cola. What about you? What would you recommend for Nollywood’s sexiest actress?
